| Pantyhose
A young man was dating a woman that he wanted to go to bed with in the worst possible way. He finally talks her into a "quickie". As they were crawling back into the front seat of the car, he said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time."
To which she replied, "If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."
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