A guy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, 'My mother told me to say no to everything.' 'Well,' he said, 'do you mind if I put my arm around you?' 'No,' the girl replied. 'Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?' 'N-n-no,' the girl stammered. 'You know,' Barry said, 'We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the level about this.' |