Buckwheat and Darla were in school. The teacher asks Darla, How do you spell dumb? Darla says, D-u-m-b, dumb. The teacher says, Very good, now use it in a sentence. Darla says, Buckwheat is dumb. The teacher says, Now, spell stupid. Darla says, S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid. The teacher says, Very good, now use it in a sentence. Darla says, Buckwheat is stupid. Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, Buckwheat, spell dictate. Buckwheat stands and says, D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate. The teacher says, Very good, now use it in sentence. Buckwheat says, I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good. |