Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. * Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. * Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. * Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Remember, it's not, 'How high are you?' it's 'Hi, how are you?' * Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? * The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina. To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married! God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. * Revolution Books, New York, New York A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if He had invested? * Men's restroom, American University, Washington, D.C. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Express Lane: Five beers or less * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,AZ. You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. * Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky. |